No I didn't! Yes you did!

Me- Holy Crap!
Michela- Dad! Don't say that word! It's a bad word!
Me- What is?
Michela- Crap.
Me- Who told you that? Was it Amanda?
Amanda- No it was not!
Michela- Yes it was! You told me when I went to visit your office.
Me- HA!

It Hurts Her!

Michela- (outside of HEB) Dad, why do people throw their trash on the ground?
Me- I'm not sure baby, but it isn' a very nice thing to do, is it?
Michela- No. They need to stop. We have to tell them, Dad!
Me- Well, tell them.
Michela- Lady!
Lady- Hello!
Michela- You have to stop throwing your trash on the ground!
Lady- Oh! I'm so sorry!
Michela- C'mon,  the trash can is right over there! You have to throw it in the trash can!
Lady- Oh geez, I'm sorry!
Michela- You're hurting mother earth(Fantasia 2000 reference)!
Lady- You're so cute...
Michela- So is Mother Earth. Stop hurting her.