Wal Mart.

If you know me, You know why this is funny. If you don't, I HATE WAL MART.

Michela- "Daddy, Wal Mart is your favorite store ever, Right?"
Me- "What?"
Michela- "Isn't it your favorite place ever?"
Me- "Who told you that?"
Michela- "Amanda did." (amanda is my sister-in-law.)
Me- "She was kidding, I'm sure."
Michela- "Nope. You love it."
Me- "ughh..."

HAIRY!

Me- "Michela, Do you want to say goodnight to Uncle Carlos?"
Michela- "No."
Me- "Why not? He loves you."
Michela- "Cause he's hairy. He's too hairy, Daddy."
Me- "What??"
Michela- "When we went swimming, he was too hairy!"

The Jungle Movie

Me- "Michela, Did you tell Mommy that we watched The Jungle Book this morning?"
Michela- "Nope."
Danielle- "Did you watch The Jungle Book with your daddy today?"
Michela- "No. We watched The Jungle Movie. We read The Jungle Book."

I see Monsters...

Me- "Michela, What happens to the sun when the moon wakes up?"
Michela- "It goes to sleep. And me too!"
Me- "Good job. What happens to the moon when the sun wakes up?"
Michela- "It goes to sleep and then I wake up and see the monsters in my room!"

Sing to me?

After coming home from a great day at work..

Michela- "Daddy, did you have a good day?"

Me- " I did. Thank you, baby girl."

Michela- "Daddy, can I have a favor?"

Me- "of course"

Michela- Can you sing to me?"

Me- "of course, Michela(as my heart melts with love!)

Punk

Danielle- "Michela, why are you crying?"
Michela- "Cause I'm being a punk"
Danielle- "What?"
Michela- "That's what you told Daddy."
Danielle- "..."

Horton is not there!

Michela-Daddy, did you put Horton on for me?
Me- No. Was I supposed to?
Michela- Yes..
Me- Well, I didn't.
Michela- Silly boy. You have to put Horton on.

An oldie but goodie!

Danielle- Hold Daddy's hand too, Michela.
Mickey- Actually I can't hold your hand. Only Daddy's.
Me- Get it right.
Mickey- When I get older I will hold yours too, but not today. Just Daddy's.
Me- JOHN FTW!
Danielle- Ouch.

Thomas Edison

Michela- Daddy, do you know who Thomas Edison is?
Me- (confused as hell) Yes, Do you? 
Michela- He invented the light bulb.
Me- yes, yes he did. who told you that?
Michela- Mommy.
Me- Good job, Mommy.