Didn't You Mean...

Me- Come on Michela, It's time to clean your room.
Michela- I can't hear you!
Me- It's time to clean your room.
Michela- Didn't you mean to say it's time to go outside and play?
Me- I don't think I did.
Michela-I think you did.
Me- I think I meant that it's time to clean your room.
Michela- Didn't you mean to say that it's time to go to the park?
Me- Go clean your room.
Michela- Ok Daddy.
Me- That was easy

I'm not your Mommy!

While at the barber...
Michela- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Hair Dresser- I'm cutting your daddy's hair, Mamas.
Michela- Hey, I'm not your mommy. I'm a little girl.
Hair Dresser- Oh! I know. Sorry baby!
Michela- I'm not a baby, I'm a little girl!

As we are leaving the Barber Shop...
Michela- Bye Bye!
Hair Dresser- Good bye sweetheart!
Michela- No! I'm  your Mommy. You have to call me Mommy.

My daddy used to be my mommy!

While walking through HEB with Clint...
Michela- My daddy used to be my mommy!
Clint- WHAT!
Me- No, No, No. Don't say that.
Michela- I can say that!
Michela- My daddy is a girl!
Me- (looking around at all of the stares)...Ugh..